March 2012
reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
A phone full of contacts, but no one to talk to.
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
chem test tomorrow....
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
When you find out the answers you've copied from...
there’s a special place in hell for people who...
February 2012
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Today is Leap Day. It is tradition that on this...
TIME TO GO FIND MY CELEBRITY CRUSH
"Write T if the statement is correct; F if the...
When the teacher's teaching a new math lesson...
How you look on the outside:
How you feel on the inside:
I like how everyone complains when something new...
and I think Karp is sitting in front of his computer, clicks on Save changes and whispers:
There are two types of shippers:
There are the casual ones
And then there’s me
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
my mom: asians are some of the safest people in the world me: there are asian gangs too and stuff my mom: and they’re called study groups me: omg
When someone catches you in a lie
That moment when the celebrity you wanted to see...
When you are pretending to listen to someone while... →
first base: liking
second base: reblogging
third base: following
Most people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
The awkward moment when you have to use the...
